The way things should be

There were four of us running through the park, when a police car went by.

My younger brother, Colm, had an idea. "Okay, so you get clamped for parking in the wrong space and you get penalty points for speeding and you get jailed for robbing someone" he said, "What I want to know, is why don't they give you plus points for doing something like getting out and running through the park, or picking up the litter. And they should give you a medal for helping old ladies"

I realised this is probably the exact way a four or five year old would see the world.